Choose twelve of your original characters in any particular order (NO PEEKING AT THE QUESTIONS AT THIS STAGE!). Then, answer the questions that follow and don't forget to tag a couple of people when you're finished.

01) Who would make a better college professor, 6 or 11? What subject?
-11; he’s a suitable mix of sociable and thoughtful. His subject? Philosophy.

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02) Do you think 2 is hot? How hot?
-You have no freakin’ idea. That is, I think 2 is hotter than a supernova made of raging dragon-gods.

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03) 12 sends 8 on a mission. What is it, and does it succeed?
-12 would send a love-note, by way of 8, not knowing of her feelings for him. Though conflicted, 8 would deliver the message.

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04) What is or would be 9's favorite book?
-Currently, 9 follows the Book of Zel.

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05) Would it make more sense for 2 to swear fealty to 6, or the other way around?
-2 is far too rebelious to swear fealty to anyone. 6 values control of herself too highly. They both have little to no interest in having subordinates.

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06) For some reason, 5 is looking for a roommate. Should she share a studio apartment with 9 or with 10?
-5 and 10 are brothers, but they’re practically nemeses. Hence, 5 would do better rooming with 9, although their conflicting moral alignments would undoubtedly create problems.

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07) 2, 7 and 12 have dinner together. Where do they go, and what do they discuss?
-They go somewhere expensive. 2 would hit on 7. 7 hit on 12. 12 would politely decline, and be left with the bill when 2 and 7 ran off without paying.

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08) 3 challenges 10 to a duel. What happens?
-OMZ, they’d be fighting over 6! They’d have an epic battle, both of them constantly dodging, 3’s sword clashing against 10’s daggers. 6 would show up at the last minute, and stop the duel with a combination of barrier magic and the words: "I'm not really interested in dating."

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09) If 1 stole 8's most precious possession, how would she/he get it back?
-By drifting through Uul until she was lucky enough to magnetize to a living soul going to Nolix. Then, she’d float through the portal and regain her body.

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10) Suggest a title for a story in which 7 and 12 both attain what they most desire.
-Nolix%Uul.

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11) What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4 and 1 to work together?
-1 and 4, working together? That would require a ZOMBOCALYPSE!

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12) If 7 visited you for the weekend, how would you get along?
-Me and 7? Fabulously. No, we wouldn't make out; but we'd think about it.

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13) If you could command 3 to perform any one task or service for you, what would it be?
-I’d introduce 3 to Westfinder, and have him play himself in the Nolix%Uul Bootleg!

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14) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw 11?
Yes.

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15) If 2 had to choose sides between 4 and 5, which would it be?
-2 would side with 4, against 5. He already did.

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16) What might 10 shout while charging into battle?
-Nothing, because he’d be charging sneakily from behind, stabbing backs.

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17) If you chose a song to represent 8, which song would you choose?
-Knights of Cydonia, by Muse. I used to think of it as 4’s song, but it works for 4 too, perhaps better.

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18) 1, 6, and 12 are having dim sum at a Chinese restaurant. There is only one scallion pancake left, and they all reach for it at the same time. Who gets to eat it?
-1. Because the 6 and 12 would be fleeing in terror.

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19) What might be a good pick-up line for 2 to use on 10?
-“Hey 10, 6 likes guys who have sex with other guys.” This would be a lie on 2’s part, probably as a joke (both are straight).

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20) What would 5 most likely be arrested for?
-5? Theft.

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21) What is 6's secret?
-6’s secret? Which one?

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22) If 11 and 9 were racing to a destination, who would get there first?
-9 might have a slight chance, if he had a horse, and there was a thunderstorm. But in all likelyhood, 11 would win.

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23) If you had to walk home through a bad neighborhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of 7 or 8?
8. The alternative would involve all the bad things that would happen to 7 happening to me instead.

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24) 1 and 9 reluctantly team up to save the world from the threat posed by 4's sinister secret organization. 11 volunteers to help them, but it is later discovered that he/she is actually a spy for 4. Meanwhile, 4 has kidnapped 12 in an attempt to force their surrender. Following the wise advice of 5, they seek out 3 , who gives them what they need to complete their quest.

What title would you give this fic?
-NOLIX%UUL FANFIC!!!
Proving that it is possible to write a horrible fanfic of your own work.